Heart Warming News from Dublin.

Every once in a while, the news hour will raise a sigh of relief.

This is the case with the draft Dublin treaty on the ban on Cluster Bombs, which was agreed by more than a hundred countries across the world. Although many countries have not signed on - and others like Germany, Italy and Japan want a grace period to find alternative weapons - its moral force cannot be underestimated. It was critically important that the world’s majority assumes moral leadership for a cause that is manifestly right. Read more »

The Eyes have It

The Cloud Appreciation Society has this new book out, The Pig with Six legs (http://www.cloudappreciationsociety.org/cloud-lookalikes-book/). The book cover is a photograph of a cloud that looks like a pig with six legs. The book collects similar look-alikes.

The human is an inverterate pattern-seeker. In this piece by Angie Phillip, (A4, gouache and acrylic on black card ) I thought I saw two eyes staring out at me….

Metamorphosis 2

 

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Raging Bulls and Empty Pages

Writers are sometimes like a pack of hunters chasing a bull through a village. The beast has taken numerous arrows and will fall eventually, to bless the household of the hunter in whose field it drops - and none other. By hunting convention - the beast belongs in the household of the hunter in whose field it falls, no matter whose arrows are sticking out of its rump. This is the law of copyright in a mad nutshell. Read more »

Grandfather Clock

Grandfather Clock

Although my poem,  Grandfather Clock, was published in The Ashmolean Magazine back in Summer 2007, I have only  just received my copies. I wrote the poem during my residency at the museum. I was looking to write a poem that connected the Bicentennary of the Abolition of the Slave Trade in the UK with an evocative item in the museum’s collections.

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On Kenya

In the past few weeks Kenya has snatched the baton of electoral violence. Today, she flees with that old dog, Tribalism, snapping at her heels. Escalating deaths, fractured lives and a gloomy déjà vu: we have seen this race for life a dozen times before. It is a case of ‘two fighting’; except that the main pugilists will not draw their own blood, they draw the blood of pawns. Presently one combatant will blink and the other will cart away the prize. Then (relative) ‘peace and stability’ will return to allow the Venal dogs (far preferable to these blood-thirsty hounds) to return to their haunts at the Kenyan trough. 

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To Write or to Tell; a Story’s Dilemma

Picture the scene: you are on a bus, or in a doctor’s waiting room and you are reading a clutch of short stories collected in a book. Problem is, you have a comic genius of a writer on your hands and every five minutes or so a hoot of laughter slips through your Waiting Room Composure. After a few pages of this, you know you have to close the book, don’t you? Because the reading of a story is meant to be your personal business.

Not so the telling of a tale, where everyone under the sound of the teller’s voice is coopted into the very social experience. If a line provokes laughter it can be as explosive as you like. Read more »

Cannabis at Customs; all in a Day’s Handshake

So there I was yesterday, walking through customs with nothing more suspicious than West African Yams and West Indian plantains - only to do something really, really suspicious: I made small talk with the friendly customs officers.

Exhibit Y

I suppose the chapter on Distractive Chit Chat has to be up there in the customs officers’ training manual as one of the most important. I can almost see the underlined passage:

‘the experienced drug-runner will try to put you off your guard by effusive and friendly banter. Don’t be distracted from your job. If they chat a bit too long, pull them off the line and search a bit too long.’

So they duly pulled me off the line. Read more »

Smiling to the Bank

Not Much Warmth There Then

It is interesting how, all over the world, the most effective public relations tool remains the Warm-Smile. All the Brand Awareness campaigns, 5-Point Customer Relations Techniques and Hi-Tech Wizardry-Gadgetry available to companies will struggle without this software, which deploys as easily in the Kalahari as in the jungles of Manhattan.

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The Appalling Things Fall Apart

V.S. Naipaul on Things Fall Apart in the Guardian

‘Naipaul has seemed content to pay less attention than ever to the
novelistic nature of his work. He believes that “prose narrative” is
undergoing a change, and that change is needed. “In the 19th century,
the novel came out of a great need to describe society. I find in myself
an unwillingness to pick up a modern novel. What is against the form is
that everybody can do it and everybody does it, and I think this has
debased it, has made it obvious that there needs to be something else.
Interesting writing is always being done for the first time.”

In recent years, he has made good copy for journalists by criticising
writers such as Forster and Powell - “I was appalled”, he says by A
Dance to the Music of Time - not to mention Waugh and Greene, another
disappointment. In each case, his objections are based on the writer’s
failure to replenish his material. “Have you read Things Fall Apart by
Chinua Achebe? I think it’s an appalling book. It’s one of the things
that people talk about, without considering. It’s a primitive piece of
writing about primitive people ..and that’s something that’s very
limited. This thing - the rhythm of the year, the rituals - you can do
it once, you can’t do it all the time.” He feels that “there’s been no
African writing about Africa, in a way I would understand. I mean,
someone trying to explain to me why Africa is in a mess. Is it old
African magic in their heads?”

 It is very refreshing when intelligent minds rubbish universally
acclaimed books. You just know that in the toss of arguments will come
fresh perspectives. Seen in this light, the opinion of the Nobel
Laureate that Things Fall Apart is an appalling book, a primitive piece
of writing about primitive people
is frankly, quite exciting.

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Capital Punishment and the Multinational; the case for Corporate Executions

One More Flood

I am going to have to go back quite a few yesterdays to write this post. Right back to the nineteenth century in fact, when on this day, 179 years ago, an English court sentenced one John Hammond to a 7 year transportation to Australia for stealing a purse and lace. William James got a similar sentence for stealing an umbrella. Today, British courts will hardly jail a person that long for killing his fellow man.

Yes, morality has a way of adjusting to the times, and penal systems have a way of morphing to accommodate economic imperatives.

Our developmental crises today require that Corporate Capital Punishment should be introduced right across the African board. We need to start talking up this concept, weighing it up, and dressing it up for its season of empowerment.

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